"Whats that?" Submission Machine asks one of the GM's aids.
"That big Russian guys promo video, want to see it?"
"Sure!"
A Huge Bald Russian is standing in a Gym, arms folded, contempt clear on his face.
"I am Yuri Kashir Sebroski. Sambo Champion and Bodybuilder from Ukraine. Yuri is standing in same Gym Hulk Hogan train in when he was Champion. Yuri wishes he could of been wrestler when this Hulk was. Yuri would of taken great pleasure in beating Capitalist Dog Hulk Hogan and crushing Hulkamania under boot heel. Instead Yuri will find other capitalist dog to crush Da? We eat dog in Ukraine when sheeps and cattles run out so Yuri have great hunger for fat capitalist dogs. When you see Yuri on other side of ring and feel fear you will see."
A short, minute long, video of Yuri performing his various finishers is shown to the music of TATU Nas Nagoit and a overlay of words reading; what will you do when the Russian Bear comes after you?
Yuri Sebroski Stats
Height: 6 foot 5
Weight: 330 pounds
From: Ukraine, Currently Residing in LA.
Signature Move: Yuri's Revenge, Iron Curtain and Siberian Death Camp.
Career Highlights:
1st FB Lvl Champion: 4 victories and 4 defenses
2nd FB Lvl Champion: 5 victories and 11 defenses
3rd FB Lvl Champion: 7 victories and 12 defenses
3rd Lvl Champion: 1 victories and 1 defenses
4th FB Lvl Champion: 3 victories and 6 defenses
5th FB Lvl Champion: 2 victories and 2 defenses
1st Lvl Tag Champ: 7 victories and 15 defenses
2nd Lvl Tag Champ: 2 victories and 5 defenses
3rd Lvl Tag Champ: 1 victories and 0 defenses
Entrance : Nothing.